Really Nick?

Dude, seriously is that the best you can do? If Bettis was using performance enhancers then somebody should have told him the Big Mac isn't considered a steroid! Seriously though, I'm not going to respond to your post because your point was made and I'm on here creating a new post. I suppose that nonsense worked but it was still a poor effort d-bag. Anyhow, on to the Wide World of Sports.

Indy 500 - So I have to say, even though I've been in Indy for the last 2 races and seen the city and surrounding areas go bonkers for 2 weeks about the race, I could still give 2 shits about racing or going to see a race. Everyone says you need to experience it and it's great, blah, blah, blah, but really I don't care. I figure eventually I'll get to a race, but I'm not interested in sitting in the stands watching a blur of cars go by as I'm drunk and dehydrated and a sweaty mess. Seriously, the way people describe the experience sounds absolutely miserable. I know none of you are really race fans either but I thought I needed to throw that out.

NBA - I have to say, I knew the Magic would be tough on Cleveland, but I'm still surprised by the 2-1 series lead. LB is getting 0 help right now from the usual suspects. Delonte and Mo have been struggling and they can't seem to defend D. Howard, which was obviously going to be the issue. However, I didn't expect the Magic's perimeter game to be so effective. God, I feel like the fuckers don't miss. But really, nobody should be too "shocked" so far. The Magic played Cleveland better than anyone else in the League during the regular season and are a solid team. I just felt that without Jameer Nelson they'd be done in 6. I mean seriously, how the fuck is this team winning with that old fart d-bag Anthony Johnson running the point. It sickens me. I still think the Cavs will pull it out as I have a hard time believing LeBron will allow them to lose.

As for the Nuggets-Lakers series. I would love to see the Nuggets pull the upset even though I despise Chris "Birdman" Andersen. That guy is a tool shed for sure. But it's great to see the Nuggets get physical and overpower and put fear into the Lakers. They just aren't the same team when you knock them down a few times. In the end the Lakers will pull it out and everyone will get the LeBron vs. Kobe matchup they've been waiting for.

MLB - Well, my Tribe still eats balls so to be honest I haven't been on baseball as much so far. I still catch the scores and standings but am totally disgusted with their start. Fucking underachieving bastards. However, last night's huge 10-run rally and 7-run bottom of the ninth was fantastic and brought back some great memories. Let's hope that's a springboard. I'm not sure if we've touched on the whole Manny thing, but as ridiculous as that guy is I'm still surprised he was using. He almost comes off as too goofy and stupid to use performance enhancers, but alas, we can no longer assume anything about anyone in the Majors except that Griffey is a pure mother fucker and I hold him higher than anyone in his era because of that, regardless of the fact he was injured and his stats aren't where they would be. If I ever heard Griffey get nailed for steroids I'd never watch baseball again.

NHL - Man, hockey playoffs are great and a rematch of Pens vs. Red Wings will be a helluva series now that the Pens have some experience and are a year older. It's gonna be fun to watch. I'd love to see the Pens bring back the Cup to Pittsburgh. After that all we'd need is the Pirates to win the Series for the city Championship trifecta! God, will the Pirates EVER win anything again?! At least they are hovering around .500 this year so far. Better than the Tribe.

NFL - Still all jacked up for the NFL season to get underway. I get excited about the stupidest shit with this sport. I even keep tabs on OTAs and mini-camps. There is a reason this league is KING and it's because they have a year 'round appeal even though there is nothing really going on. I'm still not sure what in God's name is going on in Cleveland. A new player wants traded every week. They need some friggin stability and time to grow to get back to where they need to be. Also, it's only May and I'm already extremely tired of hearing about the Patriots. I realize Brady is back and their offense could be ridiculous, but who gives a shit. They had that 2 years ago and lost the SB. There is also potential for a healthy amount of competitive and good teams. I think the Division and Wildcard races are going to be very tight with quite a few teams in contention until the bitter end. Anyhow, I'm ready to own the Fantasy World once again bitches.

That's all Fuckers.