FAR TOO LONG

We have grown distant comrades. Months and almost no communication amongst us. There are plenty of sports continuing to fill the news wires and interest the masses. There must be something we can argue about and discuss like men.....or in Hos's case....like pre-pubescent girls. I submit to you all......

THE LIST

B-Ball - First off college.....we're just a few weeks away from March Madness, filling out brackets and staying glued to the TV from Thursday to Sunday for a month. I can't wait....I'm fairly certain the two teams I care about (OSU and UK) will flame out like Dunigan at the Plugged Nickel if they even make it in, but it will still be fun to watch and gamble like a degenerate.

Next the pros....... The Cavs are just a well oiled machine at this point. A deal at the deadline would have been nice but if Hickson keeps getting better that may be the best deadline pick up in the game. There are plenty of other compelling stories, from Tiny Nate Robinson pulling some kryptonite on D-Howard at the All-Star game, to The Black Mamba rolling up Bynum, Starbury on a ridiculous roadside interview that for the life of me I can't find online....

Baseball....I know most of you don't care but.....Spring training is starting....Manny is a retard.....Ken Griffey Jr. is the best player of the last 20 years.....the Reds are going to dominate behind Votto, B-Phil, Bruce and a sick starting rotation that includes the modern day Babe Ruth as our fifth starter (Micah Owings)....

Hockey....CBJ is in this thing...the games are sickeningly exciting to be at right now.....they should pull this roadie out tonight in Edmonton and get back on track.....Freddy Modin needs to stay injured the rest of the year b/c the fat tube of lard is worthless....we need a solid trade to bring in some more skill with the forwards and an upgrade at defense over Christian Backman would be nice....

That's what I got for now....lets get this thing a crack-a-lackin....

Chickin Grease and Peace...OUT